Gollum 's definitions

geritol prozac queen

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!

by gollum June 1, 2006

bitch

Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch!

by gollum January 31, 2007

winky man

Someone who has an extremely small penis and is always horny but does not have enough penil length to please a woman.

Kenny was such a winky man that his girlfriend couldn't even feel him inside her.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006