Gojai's definitions

A Tail

Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.

Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!

by Gojai September 20, 2017

Stomped On

A drug that has been weakened in potency by cutting with non-drug products. The same as Stepped On, Cut, Baby Food. Not my first choice.

I told you not to buy from that clown, his dopeis always stomped on and not worth the time to score.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Mind fuck

The act of over-analyzing a decision. Unwillingness to come to a decision.

I told her to give me quick decision and not to mind fuck it to death.

by Gojai August 23, 2017

Unknowns

Usually people at a party or job who you don't know; neighbors you don't know. Locals you meet while travelling.

The unknowns have taken over that place, I don't go there anymore.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Race around the block

A quickie, or fast sex for lack of time, not expertise.

Hurry, I only have time for a race around the block

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Chili bowl

To have diarrhea, the product left in the toilet consisting of very soft stools

Gross, somebody didn't flush that stinkin' Chili Bowl

by Gojai August 24, 2017