Definitions by God

Self Indulging Sellout 

See Gene Simmons.

By selling pointless merchandise to impressionable Americans, douchebag Gene Simmons has become a self indulging sellout.

Self Indulging Sellout by God December 12, 2004

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

The most memorable song from Office Space, and a good example of when rap can actually be good.

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta has a kicking awesome beat that I like to get down to when I am chilling with all my niggers at the country club.

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta by God December 12, 2004

mongaloid

someone who is stoned and stupid

you mongaloid you ate all my food

mongaloid by god December 10, 2004

crystal palace 

loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.

is that the 12 disciples. no, its ian dowie and his 11 eagles

crystal palace by god December 10, 2004

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

Mooninite by God December 9, 2004

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

Maura Face by God December 8, 2004

nipple cock 

When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.

Yo man!! look at Sally's nipple cock!! It's shooting out milk!!

As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.

nipple cock by God December 7, 2004