God's definitions

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

by god July 18, 2003

munter

Defined as an idiot/stupid person. Also consistets of having illiterate computer skills

Ex0dus/Monkey/Paradip - a fag
Also a person by the name: malc/Grant/K.Ing/bano/:bano69/ ...this one is known as an "Uber Munter"

by God November 9, 2006

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence

Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.

by God March 19, 2003

flip you for real

To impose an act violence, sans Benicio Del Torro: Usual Suspects

He'll flip ya, flip you for real!

by GOD May 13, 2005

heros

The one chosen bre whos name means sex and was put on the earth to pleasure girls and to have sex.

'I take after the great heros'

by God April 20, 2005