God's definitions

nooget

ape or baboon

look at that fat arse nooget

by god October 14, 2003

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

USC

University of Southern California: plenty of hot chicks, great beer and the wildest parties around

USC Trojans rock da hizzy

by God March 13, 2005

Godlike

Being in a state of Ownzorizing for a long period of time. Also known as BEING NADDY!

Naddy is getting so many kills he should be called GODLIKE

by GOD April 17, 2005

chilled

To hang out, but in a very relaxed atmosphere

I chilled with Jamie the other night, it was very nice

by god October 19, 2002

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

Christianity

The most followed piece of fiction ever written. A fairytale to explain to people what man can't explain and provide them with comfort by shielding them from the truth.

Christianity blinds you.

by God May 14, 2003