Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.
Also a verb form exists: tie-die.
Also a verb form exists: tie-die.
If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.
During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.
During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.
by gnostic1 June 23, 2010
Get the tie-di mug.n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.
2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.
by gnostic1 January 25, 2012
Get the Teebowl mug.n. a person who protests any injustice, usually with a high degree of enthusiasm or zealotry. Originally applied only to people protesting the constraints of the Roman Catholic Church it is now, in a kind of protest, applicable to other causes. The word "protestation" has , of course, never been constrained.
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Look at all those protestants occupying Wall Street! Where are the authorities?
I think their lack of intervention means they're protestants too.
I think their lack of intervention means they're protestants too.
by gnostic1 October 29, 2011
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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012
Get the track meat mug.n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.
You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
by gnostic1 February 20, 2011
Get the hockey shtick mug.v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
by gnostic1 November 07, 2012
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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
by gnostic1 October 28, 2012
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