shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

by gnostic 1 February 01, 2013

a whole different box of balloons

n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.

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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.

Well, that is a whole different box of balloons

by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013

tour de france

n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.

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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.

Isn't that kind of a tour de france?

by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013

pulling a pope

v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.

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Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?

Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.

She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?

by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013

brewes

n. Beer, only like more than one beer, and said with panache by coolers and skaters and college boys.

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Open some brewes! It's gonna be a long skate to hell!

by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

by gnostic 1 December 11, 2012

enormoose

adj. Really, really large. Huge in fact.

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That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?

Is that rhetorical?

Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?

Yeah.

So I've already ruined that.

by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013