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Definitions by Gnostic 1

wrinklers 

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.
wrinklers by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013

shoveling white 

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
shoveling white by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

suck the icicle 

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.
suck the icicle by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

fruitstickle 

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.
fruitstickle by gnostic 1 January 25, 2013

Coronation 

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
Coronation by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013

obama-ration 

n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.

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Steady on! I can't take in all that! That is one steaming heap of obama-ration.
obama-ration by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013
v. To allow the back end of your skateboard, snowboard, car, or other conveyance, to wobble before re-gaining control.

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Dude! Nice jinkle. I thought you were headed for an awesome skatemark but you drug it down.

I am a great skate. Really great.
jinkle by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013