n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).
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Pretty frigid today, ehh?
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
by gnostic 1 October 03, 2013
n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.
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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013
Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.
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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?
No. No I did not.
No. No I did not.
by gnostic 1 March 02, 2013
v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.
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by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013
n. Any overblown party or celebration which is repeated. Also an overly-large serving of anything. Can be shortened to o-ration if texting.
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by gnostic 1 January 21, 2013
place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?
These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?
Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.
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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
You're not going to be Frank are you?
Yes. Yes I am.
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.
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by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012