Definitions by Gnezz10

chasturbate 

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

chasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

blowmance 

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

blowmance by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Pooicide 

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

Pooicide by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

elasturbate

the act of masturbate in order to try and stretch out your cock to make it bigger

Damn! I need to elasturbate

elasturbate by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Jigglypuff 

a really cute and fat ass.

Yo I swear, your mom has got a jigglypuff. She make me wannna catch 'em all.

Jigglypuff by Gnezz10 March 11, 2010

Masseffecturbate

To occupy ones time by playing Mass Effect or Mass Effect 2 (Mass Effect 3 will be included when it comes out), instead of hanging out with friends or doing more important things.

Yo Eliot, why didn't you wait for us to pick you up from the movies? What, you couldn't wait to get home to Masseffecturbate.

Masseffecturbate by Gnezz10 February 25, 2010