194 definitions by GlazeHer

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

by GlazeHer April 11, 2014

When someone takes a road trip and ejacuates at some point during the trek.

Oh man, I drove from San Diego to Tempe & when my girl gave me road head, the road trip turned into a road drip. Know what I mean?!?!

by GlazeHer November 4, 2016

A term used when someone who is typically promiscuous finds that special Ho that makes them monogamous

I've finally found a Ho who has a good job, owns a home, drives a truck, is down to earth and can shag like a minx. I've found the unHo!

by GlazeHer February 1, 2014

I can't wait to go home and snuggle up on the couch with my new she-lush!

by GlazeHer April 11, 2014

What one does during a road trip while they cum.

My bitch sucked me so hard in the 75mph zone that I had no choice but to roadspill!

by GlazeHer April 18, 2017

similar to politics, only referring to the governance of dick experiences one may encounter in their lifetime.

Buffy felt so overwhelmed by the polidicks she had to deal with, she decided to join the independick party and cut out all the bullshit.

by GlazeHer June 10, 2015

Yo, his junk was so fantastedick, I licked my fingers for 10 hours post penetration.

by GlazeHer December 22, 2016