Definitions by GlazeHer

valengine's day 

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

valengine's day by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

sun diego

A term people call San Diego because it's sunny year round

I am so over this snow dude, let's get in the car and drive to Sun Diego for some sun and fun!

sun diego by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

celebang 

Celebrate by way of banging

I'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang!

celebang by GlazeHer January 16, 2014

lottho

When someone visiting a whore house for the first time, feels as if they won the lottery.

Guy 1: "Holy shit dude, there are a ton of Hos up in this bitch!"
Guy 2: "Right? It's as if we won the lottery!"
Guy 1: "You mean, the LottHO!"

lottho by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

brolliant

When a typically dumb bro says something brilliant.

Dud: "Why are butterflies called butterflies when they aren't made of butter?"
Bud: "Whoa man, never pondered that before..."
Dud: "Yeah, I'm basically a brilliant Bro."
Bud: "Totes, you're Brolliant!"

brolliant by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

more clever than you 

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

more clever than you by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

i've got a beaver

when someone has a fever for a lady's beaver.

Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"

i've got a beaver by GlazeHer January 1, 2014