GlazeHer's definitions

Karantine

When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.

Man, I've been in Karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!

by GlazeHer March 26, 2020

ramaversary

the anniversary of the first time one rammed another sexually and/or was rammed.

Me and the old lady are celebrating our ramaversary this weekend, I gave it to that broad like it was my job!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

slaperone

Some who chaperones another to slap the shit out of someone.

That chick is acting crazy, will you be my slaperone while I smack her into coming correct?

by GlazeHer November 25, 2023

beefahoni

a term for a ho's beef curtains wrapped in ravioli topped with cum sauce.

My girl made beefahoni for dinner, I helped with the sauce.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

spelunfucking

Partaking in intercourse while spelunking.

My pussy is so deep, my man goes spelunfucking in my vag cave.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017