When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
by GlazeHer March 28, 2014
Dud: "Why are butterflies called butterflies when they aren't made of butter?"
Bud: "Whoa man, never pondered that before..."
Dud: "Yeah, I'm basically a brilliant Bro."
Bud: "Totes, you're Brolliant!"
Bud: "Whoa man, never pondered that before..."
Dud: "Yeah, I'm basically a brilliant Bro."
Bud: "Totes, you're Brolliant!"
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a dude who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.
by GlazeHer May 15, 2014
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.
My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.
Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!
Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!
by GlazeHer November 04, 2016
When one is optimistic about their optometrist's diagnosis of their eye problem; providing a solution to their blurry vision by way of prescription glasses.
After experiencing blurry vision for years, I am now optometrimistic for a clear and bright future! I finally saw the optometrist and am getting a set of glasses. Sexy librarian look, here I come!
by GlazeHer September 17, 2022
There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014