GlazeHer's definitions

glorwhorefied

A whore who one glorifies in their mind or when telling a story of their expedition

My bro went to a whore house last weekend and he totally glorwhorefied his experience with a thick broad.

by GlazeHer August 22, 2016

I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

HOppointment

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.

Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?

by GlazeHer June 12, 2014

Pooperina

A ballerina who has shit themselves.

I was so nervous for my ballerina recital that I shat myself, I am now known as the "Pooperina"!

by GlazeHer June 11, 2025

understoned

When you are super stoned with your lifelong best friend, not really forming complete sentences or making much sense, yet you still understand each other.

Although Lisa and Kara consumed 100mg each of delicious edibles, they still understood each other... without even saying a word, they simply just understoned each other.

by GlazeHer March 1, 2020

yellowstoned

When you are super high in Yellowstone National Park.

Man, not sure we should have consumed those edibles before our hike at Yellowstone, I am yellowstoned!

by GlazeHer July 15, 2017

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016