Definitions by GlazeHer

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

doucheography by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

she-lush 

The female version of a p-lush blanket.

I can't wait to go home and snuggle up on the couch with my new she-lush!

she-lush by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

insertion exertion

What one feels after a long period of penetration.

Yo girl, we needs to take a break from all this loving; I've got insertion exertion!

insertion exertion by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

dick please 

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

dick please by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

hugburn

When someone with face stubble hugs someone else tightly while rubbing their face against the other person's body part

May: "Why is the right side of your face red?"
Ann: "My Boo likes to rub his stubble on me when we hug."
May: "Oh, I can relate! I like to call that the hugburn."

hugburn by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

gashed out 

When someone has had so much consecutive sex, they don't want to see another vagina for at least a day.

Dude, I am so gashed out! My girl and I have been getting it in non-stop since she got back into town two nights ago.

gashed out by GlazeHer March 10, 2014