When Sally turned the patio light on, all of the moths swarmed as if they were a mafia out to get their mark!
"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"
"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"
by GlazeHer June 23, 2025
I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!
by GlazeHer November 03, 2016
A phrase used for celebration during a round of golf when a player achieves par while their tee remains in its fully erect position.
Hot damn son, I killed that hole under par without even moving the tee! Let's embrace this moment by having a Par-Tee!
by GlazeHer January 29, 2015
A lovely nature-filled area consisting of plants, animals & cultural beauties where the food options rule!
I saw beautiful trees, flowers & birds but the best part was the philly cheesesteak at the arboreatum!
by GlazeHer April 17, 2017
by GlazeHer July 06, 2015