dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

ishentially

When something is almost indefinite.

When he asked if we were exclusive, I couldn't say that we essentially were... however, I was able to tell him I ishentially was.

by GlazeHer April 29, 2019

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

whoregret

Regret felt by a whore.

I banged one two many randoms last night, I have so much whoregret.

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

shellfist

When one fists another while wearing some type of glove.

When I got home from riding my motorcycle last night, I left my gloves on and gave my chick a good shellfist!

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

urban word

a word one uses that is not an actual English defined/recognized word, but according to Urban Dictionary, is legit.

I don't understand kids these days & their lack of properly defined vocabulary... but I keep hearing each is an urban word, therefore, totally acceptable. I feel so old.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016