Definitions by GlazeHer

fornowver

When something is not forever, but is for now.

I told my dude that I can't commit, but I'd be his fornowver.

fornowver by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

doucheography by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

shitakki 

Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.

My girl made her famous chili for dinner and I gave her shitakki for dessert.

shitakki by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

dick please 

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

dick please by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

HOnonymous

A Ho who refuses to provide her legal name.

I smashed with this hella dope chick last night, but she didn't hook me up with her info so she shall remain HOnonymous.

HOnonymous by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

submission under review 

The suspenseful auto-response one receives via email from Urban Dictionary after reviewing and confirming a brilliant addition!

Me: "Hey yo, you submit that hilarious word we made up last night to Urban Dictionary yet?"
You: "Yes, but I haven't received anything after I responded to the infamous "submission under review" auto-reply. Kinda hoping the editors keep me hanging then in 3-5 days I receive a "was published!" email and relive our genius all over again!

submission under review by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

arithmedick 

Used to count how many penises one has encountered in their lifetime.

Betty used arithmedick to count the number of cocks she penetrated during Spring Break.

arithmedick by GlazeHer April 26, 2014