Definitions by GlazeHer

HOppointment 

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.

Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?

HOppointment by GlazeHer June 12, 2014

bizsnatch trip 

A business trip that includes finding time to get some snatch.

worker: "Man, I just found out they are sending me to Dallas next week."
co-worker: "Sorry bro, go out after the meeting and find you a nice cowgirl and turn that into a bizsnatch trip!"
worker: "Oh yeah, company time to find me some on-the-road gine!"

bizsnatch trip by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

gobble a dick 

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

gobble a dick by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

insertion exertion

What one feels after a long period of penetration.

Yo girl, we needs to take a break from all this loving; I've got insertion exertion!

insertion exertion by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

HEgret 

Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a dude who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.

I totally HEgret hooking up with that douchebag!

HEgret by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

shegret 

Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a woman who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.

I have the worst SheGret from last night, bitch was beat.

shegret by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer May 12, 2014