Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.
My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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Buffy felt so overwhelmed by the polidicks she had to deal with, she decided to join the independick party and cut out all the bullshit.
by GlazeHer June 12, 2015
Get the polidicks mug.When one confirms with another that something else is acceptable that they really don't give a shit about.
Hey man, you care if I take lead on this work presentation tomorrow?
Yo-Kay, I am hungover anyway. Ya heard!?!?
Yo-Kay, I am hungover anyway. Ya heard!?!?
by GlazeHer May 24, 2018
Get the yo-kay mug.Easter arrives yet the children wake up to no candy in their baskets... the Eatster Bunny has a serious addiction.
Timmy & Susie woke up again this Easter with only rotten eggs to search for... they longed for their sweet treats, yet the Eatster Bunny had struck again!
by GlazeHer April 15, 2019
Get the Eatster Bunny mug.When Sally turned the patio light on, all of the moths swarmed as if they were a mafia out to get their mark!
"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"
"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"
by GlazeHer June 23, 2025
Get the mothia mug.After wanting to bone Sally for so long, she really disappointed me last night in bed and it was a bang wreck!
by GlazeHer July 03, 2014
Get the bang wreck mug.When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
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