GlazeHer's definitions

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.

Come over later and we can play golden pee!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

House Ho

When you successfully turn a Ho into a housewife

Dude A: "Hey man, how did turn your broad from a Ho into a housewife?"
Dude B: "Brah, she is still a Ho, but now that she's my wife, she a House Ho!"

by GlazeHer October 13, 2013

vagvacious

A vivacious vagina.

Dude, she was so amped for the bang sesh that her vagina was feeling vivacious... ish was vagvacious!

by GlazeHer June 22, 2016