GlazeHer's definitions

stop typing and start skyping

When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.

Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

doucheography

Like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.

I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

cone locked up

When an animal with a cone around its neck is straight cone locked up in that prison that makes them lose their dignity & equilibrium.

I can tell Tunez isn't herself since the surgery, that shit around her neck has her straight cone locked up!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

more clever than you

When someone insistently submits words to Urban Dictionary and they are never published, but yours constantly are.

Nelsford: "I submitted bracias to Urban Dictionary today but they denied it"
Ann: "What the hell does that even mean, yo?"
Nelsford: "Like saying gracias to your brah, bracias!"
Ann: "That ish is weak, I've been published multiple times because I'm more clever than you!"
Nelsford: "ppffftttt..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

titistics

titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits

Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar

by GlazeHer July 10, 2015