dogumentary

A documentary on dogs or people who have mastered the art of doggy style.

Have you seen that dogumentary showed last night on taking it from behind? SOOO GOOOD!

by GlazeHer March 14, 2017

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

by GlazeHer August 29, 2021

bismargarita

A pepto bismol margarita.

I really needed a bismargarita after all that tequila last night!

by GlazeHer October 08, 2016

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014

titistics

titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits

Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar

by GlazeHer July 10, 2015

slaperone

Some who chaperones another to slap the shit out of someone.

That chick is acting crazy, will you be my slaperone while I smack her into coming correct?

by GlazeHer November 25, 2023

beefahoni

a term for a ho's beef curtains wrapped in ravioli topped with cum sauce.

My girl made beefahoni for dinner, I helped with the sauce.

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014