A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.
Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.
Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.
Gawd, that is one tubagoo.
So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!
So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!
by glamrocker August 30, 2010
A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.
Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?
You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
by glamrocker December 20, 2010
Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!
I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!
by glamrocker October 11, 2013
When a younger person is confronted, with complete surprise, by a naked middle aged person or senior in a manner that is akin to walking into the locker room at a country club.
Whoa, I just got country clubbed by my father-in-law. Eeeugh.
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
Your Mom left the hotel room open and when I walked in I was greeted with a full on country club from her!
by glamrocker May 01, 2012
The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.
Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"
by glamrocker October 06, 2009
We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.
The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!
by glamrocker April 25, 2010
There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.
by glamrocker March 15, 2010