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horraceous

Absolutely horrendous, putrid, awful. Often used to describe feces and fecal related activites.
Big Sook dropped somethin horraceous after the guys enjoyed their Goulash.

Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.

Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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bulbous

When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.

Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.

Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Guffaw

The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.

Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.

Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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frosting the perimeter

When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”

“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”

“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
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squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.
After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!
by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
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owocs

A unit specific to measuring the rating of a VPX™️ Bang Energy beverage (in honor of Bang a Energy CEO/CSO Jack Owoc)
He only rated Miami Cola 7.9 Owocs when I assure you it’s a 9.5 on the Owoc Scale! Miami Cola is a send!!!
by GerthPaul November 4, 2019
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fepswillian

Adverb; describing an action or event that’s very special or cool.
Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!

Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?

Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
by GerthPaul October 29, 2020
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