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smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Guys

A positive exclamation of excitement or surprise.
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!

Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!

When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.

Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.
You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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owocs

A unit specific to measuring the rating of a VPX™️ Bang Energy beverage (in honor of Bang a Energy CEO/CSO Jack Owoc)
He only rated Miami Cola 7.9 Owocs when I assure you it’s a 9.5 on the Owoc Scale! Miami Cola is a send!!!
by GerthPaul November 4, 2019
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squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.
After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!
by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
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fepswillian

Adverb; describing an action or event that’s very special or cool.
Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!

Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?

Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
by GerthPaul October 29, 2020
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