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stinkowicz

An extremely stinky winsul. Often presenting as malodorous or producing a horrendous scent.
Borogrove's stinkowicz was tiny but smelled huge.

Petrovich said that the homeboy Mutant Carl was woke but had an intensely putrid smelling stinkowicz.

Nobody ever stayed in Bogdon's office for more than 15 seconds because of his awful smelling stinkowicz.

Topeka generally goes for the guys with the most horrendous stinkowiczes.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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meef suck

When one slightly cracks a carbonated beverage and sucks the beverage out of the can.
My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.

I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 27, 2020
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accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
by GerthPaul December 1, 2022
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FirstWipe

The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.

Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.

Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Ranktocks

Awful smelling buttocks;

Extra stinky buttocks (noun)
“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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buttix romulin

Stinky yellowish brownish greenish reddish discharge from the buttix.

Respected in certain cultures.
Pablo had so much buttix romulin that the guys smelt him from his car.

Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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