Definitions by GerthPaul

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

smearhead by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

crüel

Synonym to “cool” mostly spoken in the Bay Area and surrounding cities.

Yo he crüel but he kinda a smearhead.

Rotilius told all his boys that the blowbang was super crüel and litty AF.

After the chicks were done pegging the homeboys all the dudes went straight sicco mode and said they felt crüel AF.

crüel by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

dicks on the wall 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

dicks on the wall by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

buttix romulin 

Stinky yellowish brownish greenish reddish discharge from the buttix.

Respected in certain cultures.

Pablo had so much buttix romulin that the guys smelt him from his car.

Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.

buttix romulin by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

buttocks oobleck 

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.

Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.

buttocks oobleck by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

rotisserie squid 

A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.

Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!

Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.

rotisserie squid by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

pêking 

Synonymous to fucking as in “fucking cool” or “fucking sweet.” Usually spoken in the northwest.

Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.

The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.

pêking by GerthPaul November 8, 2020