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When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
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“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
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by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.
Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.
Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.
Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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