The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
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“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the Ranktocks mug.Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
Get the dicks on the wall mug.The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
Get the SecondSmear mug.Pablo had so much buttix romulin that the guys smelt him from his car.
Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Get the buttix romulin mug.Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!
Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!
Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.
The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.
The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!
Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.
The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.
The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
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“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
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