Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 25, 2020
Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.
by GerthPaul December 06, 2020
When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.
Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.
Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.
Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.
Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?
Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 06, 2020