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smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
mugGet the smearheadmug.

pêking

Synonymous to fucking as in “fucking cool” or “fucking sweet.” Usually spoken in the northwest.
Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.

The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
mugGet the pêkingmug.

stanktocks

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.
After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.
by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
mugGet the stanktocksmug.

bull pecan

Synonymous with bull-peking- when something is woke AF or respected gentleman think that it is woke.
My homeboy Yooker Steve was so bull pecan woke for saying guys ten times in a row.

The homeboy Lucozia pulled up to the smear spot with his papier covered in skidmarks and his buttix all chafed and rashy.

When my homeboy Pic n' Pac showed up to the party with pierogis i told him he was bull pecan guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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PSM

Damn, his buttocks barely even stank for a PSM!
He hardly had any streaks on his drawers for a PSM!
by GerthPaul November 4, 2019
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guys!

-“Guys!”
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.
by GerthPaul December 3, 2020
mugGet the guys!mug.

rotisserie squid

A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!

Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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