Beaver pungent

Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.

"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.

by George Vespe May 11, 2008

shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.

2005 was one long shit symphony.

by George Vespe May 09, 2008

Uber Alice

Specialist form of Tutonic Bukkake, filmed with a very obliging frau.

Helga is a dirty scrubber, and likes nothing better than to star in a bit of Uber Alice in the evenings.

by George Vespe May 07, 2008

Lunch in Miami

Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.

I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.

by George Vespe May 06, 2008

Dinner in the Danube Delta

To perform oral sex on a very wet eastern European woman.

Svetlana invited me to dinner in the Danube Delta, and I had to breathe through my ears.

by George Vespe May 06, 2008

Squid Rampant

A heraldic device symbolising sexual potency, an erect penis.

After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.

by George Vespe May 01, 2008

Bocky

Yorkshire dialect; crooked or wonky.

She 'as a reet bocky nose.

by George Vespe April 28, 2008