A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 07, 2008
I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
by George Vespe May 06, 2008
by George Vespe May 06, 2008
After several bottles of Spanish wine, the professor found that a squid rampant was a brave thing to aspire to.
by George Vespe May 01, 2008
by George Vespe April 28, 2008
Something an amphibian or Frenchman did. Expressed in a past tense that Americans use, as they bastardise English grammar. Not to be confused with Froghadgot, which is a small fishing village in Iceland.
The Frogotten all excited, going on strike and burning sheep, and in his glee, he had forgotten to buy more Gauloises
by George Vespe May 08, 2008
by George Vespe May 09, 2008