15 definitions by George Vespe

My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
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Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.
"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
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Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.
"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
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Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.
"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"
by George Vespe May 8, 2008
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A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
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Blow job; to go a long way south and eat at the tip of Florida.
I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
by George Vespe May 6, 2008
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