15 definitions by George Vespe
My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.
by George Vespe May 8, 2008
A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
I woke up on Sunday morning with an erection, and I asked my companion if she fancied lunch in Miami.
by George Vespe May 6, 2008
by George Vespe May 6, 2008