thunder arms

noun: Big fatty arms on a relatively skinny girl. See Hilary Duff.

"Man, Hillary Duff would be hot, save for those thunder arms," - Weirdo

"Fuck no, she's nasty." - Normal person

by Geoff L. January 03, 2006

Darwin Fish

The atheist thinky-man's comeback to the Jesus Fish. An 'evolved' fish that sports legs, one places it artfully on their car.

"Hey, that guy just put a Darwin Fish on his Corvair!"

"Must be Ralph Nader."

by Geoff L. September 16, 2005

Chris Martin

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.

Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.

by Geoff L. August 06, 2005

shart

The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

by Geoff L. October 05, 2005

I Don't Cur

A mispronounciation of "I don't Care," as spoken by P. Diddy's fuckboy Chopper on his show "Makin' Da Band."

"Chopper, I know you took it up the ass from Farnsworth Bentley," - Normal Person

"I don't cur," - Chopper

by Geoff L. August 06, 2005

Echo and the Bunnymen

The band that Chris Martin from Coldplay models his sound from.

Unknown group, but really good.

"Damn, 'Lips Like Sugar' is an awesome song."

"Wow, Coldplay ripped off the Bunnymen."

by Geoff L. August 05, 2005

crunkness

One who is the definition of crunk.

"...yknow Tesoro?"
"Ya, he's the crunkness."

by Geoff L. August 05, 2005