Definitions by Geoff L.

thunder arms 

noun: Big fatty arms on a relatively skinny girl. See Hilary Duff.

"Man, Hillary Duff would be hot, save for those thunder arms," - Weirdo

"Fuck no, she's nasty." - Normal person

thunder arms by Geoff L. January 3, 2006

dig

Noun, A beat-nik's motto, or way of life. Things are never good or bad, beautiful or ugly - all must be dug. For instance, the Beatles - people will always dig them. On the other hand Devo, was only meant to be dug at the time.

"Man, I'm gonna go kill myself," - Random SPHS student.
"Just Dig," - Matt

dig by Geoff L. November 23, 2005

press junk-it 

Verb, to speak without thinking to reporters or members of the press. Famous press junkers are Bob Dylan and Terrell Owens. The term was first coined in Zach Braff's Garden State.

"What was your dream job growing up?" - Reporter
"To be a waitress," - Dylan

"What are you going to do here in Denmark?" - Reporter
"Look for Hamlet's castle," - Dylan

Dylan could really press junk-it.

press junk-it by Geoff L. November 22, 2005

shart 

The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

shart by Geoff L. October 5, 2005

Darwin Fish 

The atheist thinky-man's comeback to the Jesus Fish. An 'evolved' fish that sports legs, one places it artfully on their car.

"Hey, that guy just put a Darwin Fish on his Corvair!"

"Must be Ralph Nader."

Darwin Fish by Geoff L. September 16, 2005

Chris Martin 

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.

Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.

Chris Martin by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

Bill Frist 

A "Medical Senator", who is a reason to condemn the Republican party.

More of a flip flop than John Kerry, he has changed his views of stem cell research, and has become an Evangelical Chrstian - just to gain popularity.
Frist amazingly has less charisma than John Kerry.

Pathetically, this man thinks he can become the President of the United States.

See: Azrael

"Would you ever vote for Bill Frist?

"No."

Bill Frist by Geoff L. August 31, 2005