Geoff AF's definitions

dildoslurp

Another word for someone who is an asshole.

Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"

by Geoff AF April 19, 2010

vagina envy

This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.

Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.

by Geoff AF May 15, 2009

Charlie Kornheiser

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.

In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."

by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

emmatation

When you imitate someone named Emma.

Millicent: "Did y'all hear what Emma did the other day?"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"

by Geoff AF May 4, 2021

LNOL

Laugh NOT out loud. Used when alone.

Sarah texted me a pic of her in a string bikini and I couldn't help but LNOL.

by Geoff AF January 12, 2016

disrespectrum

A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.

Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."

Geoff: "How so?"

Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."

Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."

by Geoff AF May 12, 2010

Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

by Geoff AF January 5, 2020