Genitalien 's definitions

Salsasshole

The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl

Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

el piño

The guy who comes over to drink and pees fucking everywhere

Joe: Hey John will be over later to have a few.
Amber: Great, El Piño rolling in. Teach that asshole to pee in the toilet. Last time he was here, he peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 25, 2021

Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

el piño

The drunk bastard at your party who pisses everywhere.

Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 29, 2021

Curly Kneel

To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal

Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021