Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 03, 2020

Curly Kneel

To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal

Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.

by Genitalien May 09, 2021

Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

Salsasshole

The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl

Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.

by Genitalien May 08, 2021

el piño

The drunk bastard at your party who pisses everywhere.

Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 29, 2021

el piño

The guy who comes over to drink and pees fucking everywhere

Joe: Hey John will be over later to have a few.
Amber: Great, El Piño rolling in. Teach that asshole to pee in the toilet. Last time he was here, he peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 25, 2021

Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

by Genitalien October 18, 2020