Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
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Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
by Genitalien August 29, 2020
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Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
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Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
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Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.
John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man
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Truck Pussy

a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty
John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
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Trey Gouty

The enormous, pulsating growth on the side of one's big toe. Likely gout, so it is given the name Trey Gouty.
Ed: what the fuck is that on your foot?

John: it's just Trey Gouty. Should be healed in a fortnight.
by Genitalien April 20, 2024
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