Genitalien 's definitions

Trey Gouty

The enormous, pulsating growth on the side of one's big toe. Likely gout, so it is given the name Trey Gouty.

Ed: what the fuck is that on your foot?

John: it's just Trey Gouty. Should be healed in a fortnight.

by Genitalien April 19, 2024

el piño

The drunk bastard at your party who pisses everywhere.

Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 29, 2021

el piño

The guy who comes over to drink and pees fucking everywhere

Joe: Hey John will be over later to have a few.
Amber: Great, El Piño rolling in. Teach that asshole to pee in the toilet. Last time he was here, he peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 25, 2021

Curly Kneel

To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal

Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021

Salsasshole

The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl

Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.

by Genitalien May 8, 2021

Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

by Genitalien October 17, 2020

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020