When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
by Genitalien August 29, 2020
Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
The douche at your table at the Mexican restaurant that eats all the sala and good chips, leaving behind tortilla crumbs and an empty salsa bowl
Ed: Hey, pass the chips
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.
Joe: Here you go but there ain't much left. You know John is a fucking salsasshole.
by Genitalien May 08, 2021
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.
by Genitalien September 29, 2021