Truck Pussy

a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty

John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020

Curly Kneel

To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal

Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.

by Genitalien May 08, 2021

Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

el piño

The drunk bastard at your party who pisses everywhere.

Amber: Party's over. Everyone out and someone take El Piño with you. That fucker peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.

by Genitalien September 29, 2021