Genitalien 's definitions
When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.
John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.
by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
by Genitalien August 29, 2020

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?
John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .
John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .
by Genitalien October 17, 2020

Joe: Hey John will be over later to have a few.
Amber: Great, El Piño rolling in. Teach that asshole to pee in the toilet. Last time he was here, he peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.
Amber: Great, El Piño rolling in. Teach that asshole to pee in the toilet. Last time he was here, he peed in the flowerpot and behind the couch.
by Genitalien September 25, 2021

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.
by Genitalien August 1, 2020
