Hawkins

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.

'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

Bibby

A nickname given to a person (usually male) with anger issues, and peculiar behavioural traits.
Often, this person can either be a manic depressive or a borderline schizophrenic because of the symptoms which they portray.
Although they are still able to get amazing girlfriends, they will often cause marital disputes by acting the goat and getting violent.

'Look at that boy over there, what's he doing?'
'I don't know.. it must be a bibby!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

Rediscover Grammar

Often referred to as the bible of English Language, this book helps people of all ages come to terms with the ins and outs of grammar.
This book is written by the literary genius David Crystal, who is a university lecturer specialising in linguistics.

'How can I learn how to use grammar?'
'REDISCOVER GRAMMAR!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009

SBW

An acronym meaning 'shouldn't but will'.
Used mostly on text messaging and IM, occasionally used in general conversation.

'Are you going to get drunk tonight?'
'Ahh, SBW!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 04, 2009

Gemzi

Nickname for a girl who is obsessed with weirdo's and has weird habits, like obsessive compulsive cow pushing.

Look at her pushing that cow.. she's such a Gemzi.

by Gemma Rowlands February 27, 2009

Grammar Hammer

A popular club in many high schools around the North West of England where students can get help with any aspect of English that they are finding a problem.

Having a problem with English? Why not go to Grammar Hammer?

by Gemma Rowlands March 02, 2009

TB

This is an acronym meaning 'text back'
This is place at the end of texts in the hope that the recipient will take note of the imperative and follow its instruction.

Hi how r u what r u up to i am having a good day but am tired from new york lol wahoo TB @ joe

by Gemma Rowlands March 05, 2009