gem's definitions

piss-clip

An idea invented by my friend and I on a drunken night out; piss-clips are large clips, similar to hair clips, which are used to hold up the rolls of fat on clinically obese people so that when they sit down to piss the excess fat doesn't sag into the toilet and get in the way. Can also be used as a term of abuse, for example:

"She's so fat she needs piss-clips!"

or, more simply:

"You stupid piss-clip!"

by Gem April 13, 2005

confuzzled

(v) the state of being really confused and puzzled.

Those who cannot speak English makes me confuzzled.

by gem November 26, 2004

Gem

my name darnit!! formily known as "um..crystal, right?"

"Hey Gem!" ::in the halls::

by Gem November 7, 2004

Silver shimmer

When you fuck a old lady with white pr gray hair. Then cum on her hair

I gave a granny a silver shimmer last night

by Gem May 1, 2016

tater

n. refering to a infield single in baseball that usually comes at a very important time in the game. It is inbetween a dink and a texas leaguer.

Daves hit a complete tater down the first baseline and was able to beat it out.

When Frank hit his tater, he raced down the baseline to beat it out. Instead of running properly though, he tripped over the bag onto his face.

by gem December 16, 2004

Sacapuntas

1. Spanish word for pencil sharpener

2. Nice random word to be used when the conversation is getting kinda boring

3. Prettiest word in all of spanish language, obsessesed over by spanish teachers around the world

Fred- "..."
George- "..."
Fred- "Sacapuntas!"

by Gem March 19, 2005

dungettit

short form for "Don't get it". Popular us among urban youth who don't quite understand something.

Daniel: An e-card may defeat the point.
Germaine: Eh? I dungettit

by Gem June 19, 2005