Gazza 's definitions

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

wollup!

i want to bang you!

porn star enter`s the room, you are with yr mates and you all think wollop! she can have some! (wot a babe)

by Gazza October 23, 2003

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

by Gazza August 16, 2004

cabana boy

a little boy who is a joe who lives in the carabian working in a bar serving malabu.

see monley island 3

by gazza June 28, 2004

axewound

The OFFICIAL nickname for a little boy from Hull called Luke Axel something (Can't remember his surname).

He is also known as H4xel.

Hey Axewound, hows it hanging?

by Gazza December 5, 2004

fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

by Gazza February 6, 2003