wollup!

i want to bang you!

porn star enter`s the room, you are with yr mates and you all think wollop! she can have some! (wot a babe)

by Gazza October 23, 2003

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk

Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.

by Gazza August 16, 2004

fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

by Gazza February 06, 2003

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 24, 2003

axewound

The OFFICIAL nickname for a little boy from Hull called Luke Axel something (Can't remember his surname).

He is also known as H4xel.

Hey Axewound, hows it hanging?

by Gazza December 05, 2004

coldie

a beer, served under 2 degrees celcius so it freezes your throat on the way down... mmmmmmm :P~

chuck us another coldie mate

by Gazza March 24, 2003