Gazza's definitions

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 24, 2003

fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.

She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in

by Gazza February 6, 2003

stubbie

A glass beer bottle, typically containing 375mL of delicious, cold, frosty amber fluid... ahhhh :P

hey pass us another stubbie mate

by Gazza March 24, 2003

coldie

a beer, served under 2 degrees celcius so it freezes your throat on the way down... mmmmmmm :P~

chuck us another coldie mate

by Gazza March 24, 2003

cabana boy

a little boy who is a joe who lives in the carabian working in a bar serving malabu.

see monley island 3

by gazza June 28, 2004