A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 26, 2020
Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.
Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!
Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
Love The Neighbor as Yourself
by Gaysofthunder69 March 10, 2020
“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
by Gaysofthunder69 January 26, 2020
To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.
by Gaysofthunder69 July 08, 2019
A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
by Gaysofthunder69 August 01, 2016
The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011