Gaysofthunder69's definitions

Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020

DF’d

When you go to attack your partner from behind and catch a spray fart to the eyes forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.

Emily breached from the rear, but Finlay DF’d her and now she has pinkeye.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

A Dudley

When you are so disgruntled at your job, that in an act of defiance towards management, you take a giant Shitpiss on the floor in the employee bathroom that everybody has to use. Also known as a Below-the-Decker.

Pass me over for promotion will ya?! I’m taking a Dudley all over the place tonight!!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 2, 2019

DF’d

When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.

Emily ran into the room to eat Finlay’s ass, but was immediately DF’d and was forced to retreat.

by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”

by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019

Jussie Smollett

When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.

Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 5, 2019