Definitions by Gaysofthunder69

Tucson Double-Tap 

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

Tucson Double-Tap by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

Waffle Ass 

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.

If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!

Waffle Ass by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020

Thomson Tug-Of-War 

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

Thomson Tug-Of-War by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

Chorizo Sniffer 

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

Chorizo Sniffer by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020

Mariel Boat Ride 

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.

“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”

Mariel Boat Ride by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020

Jalama Burger 

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.

Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger

Jalama Burger by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020

Bromo 

That one dude in your crew, that’s cool as the other side of the pillow, but also happens to be into suckin other niggas’ meats.

He ain’t no fairy, that’s my Bromo!

Bromo by Gaysofthunder69 December 17, 2019