Jussie Smollett

When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.

Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 05, 2019

Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 06, 2020

Casmalian Boilermaker

When you’re chicken fighting at your work’s summer pool party, and the fat chick on your shoulders cut a wet, bubbly fart on the back of your neck.

CO-Worker: What’s wrong? I thought you love chicken fighting...
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢

by Gaysofthunder69 November 23, 2019

Bromo

That one dude in your crew, that’s cool as the other side of the pillow, but also happens to be into suckin other niggas’ meats.

He ain’t no fairy, that’s my Bromo!

by Gaysofthunder69 December 17, 2019

Photodonged

To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.

Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!

by Gaysofthunder69 July 08, 2019

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

S’Mores

When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.

“We should pick up Brittney and Shakeisha and go camping. We can make S’Mores!”

by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020