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cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.
Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
mugGet the cellular boredommug.

exponential

A very large quantity.
We have an exponential amount of explosives in my garage.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
mugGet the exponentialmug.

Fagillian

Am imaginary number used to describe a mass gathering of a million or more fags in one place.
Man, there must be a fagillian people in my closet.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
mugGet the Fagillianmug.

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.
Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
mugGet the golden penismug.

fag badge

A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
mugGet the fag badgemug.

cock table

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
mugGet the cock tablemug.

myspace

A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
mugGet the myspacemug.

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