erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

nigga licka

A whore who likes small black cock and especially loves to stick them in her mouth like a chocolate bar.

That girl Shaquita is definitely a nigga licka.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.

Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.

Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

over-ejaculation

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.

When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008