Gary Coleman IV's definitions

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

over-ejaculation

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.

When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

sex run

When you are not able to get to the place where you are going to partake in sexual intercourse with someone so one of your friends gives you a ride there.

Hey Cameron, can you make a sex run for me today?

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

A.S.S.

Annoying Sister Syndrome

Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.

Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

gila mac

Simply put, this is the most awesome status a person could achieve in their lifetime.

He just rode a bike into the lake. What a gila mac.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008