over-ejaculation

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.

When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.

Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Dickmany

A girl that is a slut and likes to have more than one dick in her at any given time.

Hey Mario,, I bet you five pesos that Rita is a dickmany.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Anal Lament

A fear of the buttocks.

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008