Definitions by Gary Coleman IV

asshole tear 

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

asshole tear by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

snow penis 

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.

That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.

snow penis by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

mackin' 

The most awesome thing that can happen at any given time. Slang for awesome.

We are so mackin' it today, Lucas.

mackin' by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

sex run 

When you are not able to get to the place where you are going to partake in sexual intercourse with someone so one of your friends gives you a ride there.

Hey Cameron, can you make a sex run for me today?

sex run by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

exponential 

A very large quantity.

We have an exponential amount of explosives in my garage.

exponential by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

girl

An item used to satisfy the man emotionally and sexually. Preferably sexy or fine.

I really want to bone that girl Kelsey.

girl by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

myspace 

A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.

Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...

myspace by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008