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squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).
I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.
by gary May 13, 2005
mugGet the squwortointmug.

Mamoulamont

So me and al and frank and dan are in the car on the way to poker the other night and al is telling a story and he somehow messes up wicked bad but still says a clear smotth thing that sounds like a word... he says something along the lines of... yeah so my moms boss is mamoulamont.... pronounced

ma mow la mont

he continues with the story and this critical speaking error has gone untouched so a few words later i say . "wait wait wait baacckk up.. did you just say ..... mamoulamont?. too make a long story short we saud the word about 9000 times almost to the point of killing it and the word has been in my head ever since.

This word has now brought on a life of its own as many people are starting to use it.
Can be used as a substitute for an expression like Bullshit.

"Thats straight up Mamoulamont!"

but usually used as a single word as an expression while pondering something but can not come up with an answer or the right words to use. like.. "::sigh::.... Mamoulamont"
by gary November 7, 2004
mugGet the Mamoulamontmug.

Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.
"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"
by Gary April 24, 2005
mugGet the Mister Nobodymug.

Growler

A large glass (bigger than a pint), of beer.
Brooke is already drunk, does she really need another "growler"?
by Gary December 15, 2003
mugGet the Growlermug.

822

If 411 is information, then too much information is 822.
"So, I was at the mall and this guy got sick at the food court and he threw up over this little old lady with a walker, then this kid saw the puke and he threw up all over his baby brother and..."
"Whoah man, like 822."
by Gary August 1, 2004
mugGet the 822mug.

jonslilbro

dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.
What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!
by Gary December 28, 2004
mugGet the jonslilbromug.

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated
"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"
by Gary July 9, 2003
mugGet the Bermug.

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