Garrett Warfield's definitions

dicked

having someone draw a weiner on yer shit

you got dicked bitch

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

grimmich

jonny's grandma

No Grimmich, I wont rub your bunyuns!

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

shnitzel

yer preferred food

why'd you eat my shnitzel a-hole

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

gitchi

a terrorist orginizaion funded by viewers like you, lead by bill cosby, whose followers perform acts of senile misbehavior

spelling out penis je5us in the library's window, shooting spit balls, and shitting on roofs

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

phonf

lil wholexis saying phone

phonf daddy

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003