Definitions by Garrett Warfield

shnitzel 

yer preferred food

why'd you eat my shnitzel a-hole

shnitzel by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

phonf 

lil wholexis saying phone

phonf daddy

phonf by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

dicked 

having someone draw a weiner on yer shit

you got dicked bitch

dicked by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

synchronized shitting 

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

synchronized shitting by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

grimmich 

jonny's grandma

No Grimmich, I wont rub your bunyuns!

grimmich by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

gitchi 

a terrorist orginizaion funded by viewers like you, lead by bill cosby, whose followers perform acts of senile misbehavior

spelling out penis je5us in the library's window, shooting spit balls, and shitting on roofs

gitchi by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003