Garrett's definitions

Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Quafty

When something is interesting or cool.
Can be used in place of "fierce."

The new IPod is quafty.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

Sneaky Peete

When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.

I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.

by Garrett April 26, 2004

spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 3, 2005

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

by garrett November 19, 2003

zeem

The sticky fluid released from the penis after ejacualtion.

I will zeem in your mouth

by Garrett January 1, 2005