51 definition by Garrett

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.
Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.
by Garrett March 16, 2005

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When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.
I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.
by Garrett April 26, 2004

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a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper
i wne tot poomart
by garrett December 03, 2003

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This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.
I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.
by Garrett November 21, 2004

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A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.
1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.
by Garrett February 09, 2006

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when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.
last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.
by garrett March 07, 2005

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a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"
you're a cum jizz fuck shit!
by garrett May 09, 2004

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