Garrett's definitions

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.

Those damn evil doers did it again.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003

dredge

A piece of gold mining equipment. The dredge consists of pontoons, sluice box,water pump and hose. See keene Dredge.

This summer, Im going to take the dredge to the claim and find some gold!

by Garrett July 11, 2003

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003