Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.

1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.

by Garrett March 16, 2005

coyote

when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.

last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.

by garrett March 07, 2005

Tits Magee

Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee

Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee

Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word

by Garrett February 09, 2005

Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 21, 2004

grassy zebra

you are screwing a black woman on the grass and you pull out and cumm in stripes.

i was screwin some ebony booty and decided to pull a grassy zebra

by garrett April 22, 2004

Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

by garrett November 20, 2003

The Stud Saucer

When a guy puts a chick on his dick, smacks her upside the head and spins her 360-style while she's on the knob.

"Last night, Colleen came over to borrow a cup of sugar. Instead, I gave her some Dramamine and spun her ass around the Stud Saucer!!!"

by Garrett February 26, 2005