Garrett's definitions

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

coyote

when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.

last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.

by garrett March 7, 2005

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

nr20

no rushing for 20 minutes. A "rule" used in starcraft to protect newbies from the dreaded rush. It usually doesn't work.

GosuKorea123245 : "ZERG RUSH KEKEKE"
d4rk-sh4d0w : "omg fag it's nr20"
GosuKorea123245 : "GG NO RE ^_____^"

by Garrett January 5, 2004

vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

screamo

pussy hardcore used to get little girls to sing along as people like story of the year scream one or two lines of a song and call themselves hardcore

I.E.- A HOAX

hahaha that band story of the year is screamo they suck my ass

by Garrett April 12, 2005

cyoc

Create Your Own Crisis. A nickname for someone who creates their own crisis only so they can swipe in a few minutes later and save the day.

Ask cyoc if she can help you with your problems.

by Garrett March 17, 2005