Garrett's definitions

maxord

1. When something excedes the limit.

This credit card is totally maxord!!!

by Garrett August 31, 2003

homosaurus rex

1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.

1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it

by Garrett August 10, 2003

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

dredge

A piece of gold mining equipment. The dredge consists of pontoons, sluice box,water pump and hose. See keene Dredge.

This summer, Im going to take the dredge to the claim and find some gold!

by Garrett July 11, 2003

as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003