51 definitions by Garrett

maxord

1. When something excedes the limit.

This credit card is totally maxord!!!

by Garrett August 31, 2003

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meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett March 16, 2005

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homosaurus rex

1. Something totally fag!
2. Someone that is too gay for words.

1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it

by Garrett August 10, 2003

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umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

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vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

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Virp

A burp containing a smalll amount of vomit usually associated with nerves, indegestion, or being active on a very full stomach.

I hate when I virp because it tastes nasty and we always swallow right away after.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

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Devontchdevous

An attitude usually associated with being cocky or a dive. To exude a confidence and "screw you, I am fierce" attitude.

Grace Jones is devontchdevous. When Naomi Cambell comes out on the runway see is devontchdevous. Naomi is total devontchdevous.

by Garrett September 20, 2004

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