Garrett's definitions

Boss

To be excellent or superior. To be awesome or cool.

"Dude, that song is so boss."

by Garrett March 18, 2004

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

penigina

A vagina that has a penis coming out of it.

I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.

by Garrett November 21, 2004

Sneaky Peete

When in the midst of a thumb war, one participant uses his or her pointer finger to pin the opponent's thumb.

I almost lost but then I used the sneaky peete manuever to win the match.

by Garrett April 26, 2004

coyote

when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.

last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.

by garrett March 7, 2005

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

pussne

when a women has acne on her pussy

my pussne was itchy

by garrett November 17, 2003