Galcoolest's definitions

cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.

A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

dentyno

n. Someone who has foul breath
adj. having foul breath

Var: n. dentyno disasta- someone with bad breath all the time, no matter what they do to try to fix it
adj. having gross breath always

Wussy dentyno who be hustlin Hootie ain't jack.

Dang, dat bro being dentyno today, straight up.

Head up, bro. Kiesha be dentyno disasta, fo real.

by Galcoolest February 26, 2005

blahbust

v. to stir up excitement or make a scene in public for laughs
var. n. blahbuster someone who is known to stir up excitement or make public scenes for laughs
var. adj. blahbusting a person or event that stirs up excitement or causes a scene that makes people laugh

Rinko dun hella blahbusted in Drenk's class today when evey'un seen him dun throwins a meannass honker rye in Sherise's dam hair- was classik, dude!

Terrence be a reg'lar blahbuster, bro- coun' his ass in for chillin with us dudes to-nigh, ya hear? Sumthin bitchin blahbusting dun bowna go down longas he be roun', sees ifs I ain't strate up on that faack, yo. Tenner down now, youz game on it, bro?

by galcoolest March 17, 2005

hammock hound

n. a lazy guy who just wants to lay down and do nothing even outdoors on a nice day

n. Jes' ignore Jess, he never be nuthin' but a dang hammock hound jes' like his swaggin' pa....

by galcoolest July 4, 2005

pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.

Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.

by galcoolest March 9, 2005

pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.

Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.

by galcoolest March 6, 2005

preesee-ate

v. to sincerely admire something
n. a person who has achieved a dignified level in some enterprise.

Urgay be hella da preesee-ate at Mo's cussa rite-y-us narcin' ow da foo theevan Twanon yesseray.

by galcoolest May 13, 2005