Galcoolest's definitions

cellular faux

see also cellshielding and phonyphone

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.

A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.

Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.

by galcoolest March 6, 2005

mistamarley

adj. or noun

a person who is, or to be, very open-minded, non-judgmental and trustworthy-- especially with regards to reefer use

No worries bro, Stymie is way mistamarley on the tokes deal even tho's he doan smokes hisself.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005

dweezel

n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid

Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?

by galcoolest July 4, 2005

preesee-ate

v. to sincerely admire something
n. a person who has achieved a dignified level in some enterprise.

Urgay be hella da preesee-ate at Mo's cussa rite-y-us narcin' ow da foo theevan Twanon yesseray.

by galcoolest May 13, 2005

mash

noun
the state of being in big trouble without excuses left

adj. (-ed)
in big trouble without excuse

Jacki was a mash after Kee walked in on her and Herm.

Gigi knew she was a mashed gal when the cop pulled her over.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005