Galcoolest's definitions

preesee-ate

v. to sincerely admire something
n. a person who has achieved a dignified level in some enterprise.

Urgay be hella da preesee-ate at Mo's cussa rite-y-us narcin' ow da foo theevan Twanon yesseray.

by galcoolest May 13, 2005

mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

by galcoolest March 1, 2005

hammock hound

n. a lazy guy who just wants to lay down and do nothing even outdoors on a nice day

n. Jes' ignore Jess, he never be nuthin' but a dang hammock hound jes' like his swaggin' pa....

by galcoolest July 4, 2005

dentyno

n. Someone who has foul breath
adj. having foul breath

Var: n. dentyno disasta- someone with bad breath all the time, no matter what they do to try to fix it
adj. having gross breath always

Wussy dentyno who be hustlin Hootie ain't jack.

Dang, dat bro being dentyno today, straight up.

Head up, bro. Kiesha be dentyno disasta, fo real.

by Galcoolest February 26, 2005

pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.

Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.

by galcoolest March 9, 2005

tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.

Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.

by galcoolest March 10, 2005

cellular faux

see also cellshielding and phonyphone

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005