stumbling

noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.
Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.
by galcoolest August 25, 2005
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dweezel

n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid
Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?
by galcoolest July 04, 2005
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cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.
A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
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chitlin' chasin'

Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
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ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
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pappyslap

see pappyslap, its twin, and pappyslam its opposite
I keepsa trying to gentle like get this duplication 86ed-oh wells....
by galcoolest May 13, 2005
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tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
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