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sh*t

A pious person's attempt at swearing
Oh sh*t, I forgot my Bible at the church.
by Gabriel September 16, 2003
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Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.
"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."
by Gabriel March 15, 2005
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Heavy Metal

A subgenre of Rock music, closely related to Hard Rock. It was developed during the 70's by bands such as Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin (although they stuck to their blues and folk roots, and weren't completely Heavy Metal), Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep - even some prog-rock bands experimented with heavier sounds, Heavy Metal sounds. It is said that the first Heavy Metal band was Black Sabbath - I can boldly say they were the first BRITISH Metal band, and Blue Cheer the first American Metal band.

The music is characterized for it's technical and heavy riffs, long songs, and solos played with virtuosity. Lyrics are very varied (contrary to what many people think, they don't all have "satanic" or evil lyrics, and hateful lyrics) - they range from love and sex, through war and nuclear holocaust to fantasy and dragons.

Heavy metal is one of the most misunderstood genres of music in our day. Rather unfortunately, this is often a result of brazen ignorance about the subject, brought about by certain sectors of the media, society, and listeners themselves.
Most notable bands are: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Dio, Manowar, Stratovarius, Deep Purple, Dokken, Judas Priest

Great vocalists: Ronnie James Dio, Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford
by Gabriel December 13, 2004
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huh

Complete confusion and a reply to say the misunderstood phrase.
Huh? You want a example?
by Gabriel May 13, 2005
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kick

Used to say that you were kicked-off the game, the pool, or whatever.
Dude1: Hey, guess what.
Dude2: huh?
Dude1: They kicked me off Counter Strike...
by Gabriel May 13, 2005
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bagpipe

The baby-sitter bagpiped Tanya while changing her diaper.
by Gabriel June 4, 2003
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