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Definitions by Gaaraofthedamned

Holiday Withdrawl

Much like Con Withdrawl. A feeling of emptiness following any major holiday, mainly Halloween, Christmas, and in some cases Birthdays.
It's the second week of November but I'm still going through Holiday Withdrawl from Halloween. I know Xmas is coming up but that'll only end in holiday withdrawl as well.

Big Black 

Influential Punk Rock/Noise Rock band from Evanston, Il (a small city/community bordering Chicago to the North). Lasted from 1981-1987, released the two albums "Atomizer" and "Songs about Fucking". Often considered fathers of Industrial Rock. Noted for featuring Steve Albini.
Big Black are the 2nd best band from Chicago, losing the top spot only to Ministry.
Big Black by GaaraoftheDamned October 18, 2011

Homework Blocked 

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.
Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

Combustable Lemon 

From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

Nice things 

Things we can't have for a number of reasons.
Nice things by Gaaraofthedamned September 17, 2011
1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.

2. A real boner killer

3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.

2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.

4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
Snooki by Gaaraofthedamned August 23, 2011

Government/Media fear 

When the government or media (more often than not it's both working together somehow) drive fear of a new threat (often terrorism or a deadly disease) into the people of the nation and keep them from expressing all of their freedoms and/or views and doing the things they want to do
Notable stories/events that have been constantly attacked/used for Government/Media fear:

-Terrorism
-Communism (see McCarthyism/ Red Scare)
-AIDS
-Drugs
- 9/11
-The "Brain Eating Amoeba"