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Digimon Adventure

Known outside of Japan as Digimon season 1, arguably the high point of the entire Digimon franchise. The story follows seven (later eight) kids who after experiencing a snowstorm at their summer camp, are transported to the 'Digital World' and are befriended by Digimon creatures who assist them in getting back to their own world, but later find themselves fighting forces that threaten not only the Digital world, but their own as well.
Digimon adventure is not only a great kids anime, it's a fantastic story on it's own, filled with great action and lots of emotion to keep viewers interested. Everything related to Digimon after was a bitter disappointment. Digimon adventure 02 (season 2), a direct sequel to the first season, was really good but a letdown compared to the first. Every other season after should not even be considered part of the same franchise.
by GaaraoftheDamned December 8, 2013
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Psalm 69

An awesome 1992 album from legendary Industrial Metal group Ministry. Often known as "Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the way to suck eggs" or ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ (Greek for "Head" and "69"). The album contains two of Ministry's best known hits, "NWO", an anti-war song aimed at then-president George H.W. Bush, and "Just One Fix", which had legendary writer William S. Burroughs.
In order to knock the Justin Bieber out of Seth, I'm going to tie him in a chair, tape his mouth shut, and play Ministry's Psalm 69 album at full volume.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 1, 2011
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School

Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013
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Nugentard

A person or group of fans of right-wing hard rocker Ted Nugent who mimick him in every conceivable way (usually minus the long hair), meaning they are:

-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties

Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
Nugentard: We need Nugent as president and not another faggot loving, anti-american pussy democrat who's probably a Jew or Atheist.

Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010
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Virgin, Utah

A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.
I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.
by Gaaraofthedamned May 26, 2012
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Rick Perry Strong

To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message.

Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.
Rick Perry lover: If we want to fix our economy, we need to stop giving welfare to the minority races.

Normal guy: Oh no he's gone Rick Perry Strong! Quick let's get him to a psychiatrist before he starts talking about making his religion and homophobia mandatory.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 2, 2012
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Dead Guitar era

A stretch of time in popular music where modern Rock bands reduce guitar use in their music in favor of keyboards and electronics. Usually lasts about 3-5 years. This does not mean guitar oriented music doesn't receive radio airplay or that the bands in question remove the instrument from their music altogether.
The time this definition was written could be considered a dead guitar era, with the rise in prominence of bands like Imagine Dragons.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 30, 2014
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