upstate new york

i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.
kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.

kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut

kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia
by guess November 05, 2004
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n. that yellow ooze at the end of a dog's dick, often surrounded by gnats
Dude, your dog just licked off his gnat butter.
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a homo way of saying fast, coined by some limey and used constantly by some horrible spawn of their's on a constant basis.
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that stupid zack kid at skool
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a feeling you get when you really need the crapper, or when you have an increased amount of tension building up in your abdomen.also known scientifically as gastric friction.
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