GReg's definitions

circle jerk

A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.

This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.

by Greg July 27, 2003

pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

by Greg December 18, 2003

hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.

"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."

by Greg March 30, 2003

Kaniver

A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.

Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.

Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)

Matt: Greg and Corey rented Dynasty Warriors 5 and played it without me. They are Kanivers.

by Greg April 19, 2005

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003

cashers mashers

Cash Machine. Simple as that.

hey, do you mind if we stop by a cashers mashers? I'm needing some cashish.

by greg July 16, 2008

crackalacking

Somebody who was smoking crack all night long..

Hey man looks like you were Crackalacking all night fucktard!

by Greg March 28, 2005