GReg's definitions

crete

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

by Greg August 22, 2003

dropkick of justice

A well-timed midair physical blow dealt upon a wrongdoer.

"A guy tried to steal my bike yesterday, but I gave him the dropkick of justice."

by Greg April 8, 2005

jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

Yass

Combining the words "you" and "ass"

What are you doin', yass?

by Greg May 15, 2003

sheep

one who follows the group; poseur; drone.

Pat Daly is the biggest sheep ever. Kill him.

by greg November 1, 2003