emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

Christianity

The most followed piece of fiction ever written. A fairytale to explain to people what man can't explain and provide them with comfort by shielding them from the truth.

Christianity blinds you.

by God May 14, 2003

in flames

Most pathetic excuse for a metal band I have ever seen. See pussy.

"Hey, I saw In Flames last night and they were totally awesome!"
"Wow, you should die now!"

by God March 24, 2005

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

Godlike

Being in a state of Ownzorizing for a long period of time. Also known as BEING NADDY!

Naddy is getting so many kills he should be called GODLIKE

by GOD April 17, 2005

Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

by God December 14, 2004

doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

by god April 01, 2003