GOD's definitions

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god June 4, 2005

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

Fo Shindu My Hindu

itz like fo sheezy my neezy except not for black people and for indian people.

Fo shindu my hindu, it's the big neptindu.

by God November 5, 2003

Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002

dangerholtz

The single most dangerous jewish man to ever walk the face of the earth.

I once saw Dangerholtz ruin this kid's shit for blinking.

by God February 15, 2005

d.o.l

the greatest hiphop group in the world fro the poconos

i herd that guy willdabeast from d.o.l isnt really black

by god December 17, 2004