GIRL's definitions

Essence

1. The essence of a man is what gets him the pussy
2. The essence of man is the crucial element or the most important ingredient.

Jono's essence of man is at a very high level, no wonder he always gets the women.

by girl October 12, 2004

manc

A person who lives in manchester!

(the only reason why there are so many scally's and arse raping idiots living in manchester is cos of ppl like u lot that say there are - thats why they all come and live here!!!!!)

i'm a manc but i do not want to be classed as a person who stabs ppl and take old grannies handbags thank u very much!

by girl July 1, 2004

gavin burns

gavin is the hottest guy on MI. All the girls love him and want to date him. He is also the nicest and funniest guy too.

i love gavin!

by girl May 13, 2004

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

dollface

a term of endearment expressed towards a pretty girl; can be shortened to doll

"Hey dollface. C'mere, I gotta talk to you."

by girl February 23, 2004