Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008

Cher Journal

Two French words that mean "Dear Diary" or "Dear Journal". Some diary keepers may use them to give their pads a sophisticated touch.

Entry in Sally Lankford's Diary:
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.

by GIR needs rehab August 27, 2008

Rocket Day

An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.

Greg: Dude, you wanna go huntin'?
Doug: Naw, I'll stay home for Rocket Day.

by GIR needs rehab August 26, 2008

Wangis

Opposite to weenis. When he strech your arm out with the weenis on the bottom.

Sherry: *points to elbow* this is your weenis.
Mary: Yeah....
Sherry: *streches arm out and points to "elbowpit"* And this is your wangis.
Mary: Awesome!

by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008

Chipopher

A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.

Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.

by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008

Mojo Biscuit

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.

Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.

by GIR needs rehab August 21, 2008

Plen

An ink pen that had dried out and/or become useless and obsolete. Also see plencil

Rick: Dude, why won't this pen work?!
Mick: Prolly because it is now a plen.

by GIR needs rehab August 26, 2008