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1. Governor Palin's office explains the use of unattributed material from a four year old Newt Gingrich article that she used in a recent speech as "poor staff work".
2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?
Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.
2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?
Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.
by gfeet June 8, 2009
Get the poor staff work mug.(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
by GFeet March 14, 2009
Get the Textapated mug.1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.
2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.
3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.
3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.
Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.
Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
Bob: Nice.
Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.
Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
by gfeet July 4, 2009
Get the Bailin like Palin mug.(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".
Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
by Gfeet November 14, 2009
Get the Prejesus mug.an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
by GFeet March 14, 2009
Get the Antwitipation mug.Derogatory name for the Jacksonville Jaguars football club.
Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...
The Jags just cant connect the dots.
Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.
They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.
Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...
The Jags just cant connect the dots.
Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.
They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.
Dude, did you catch the Faguars game on TV yesterday?
No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...
No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...
by Gfeet September 22, 2009
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