poop snout

what your dog gets after bestiality salad tossing

I got some poop snout from Fido last night

by george September 09, 2003

knee ga

your best friend (nigga)

George and Crim are Knee-GaZ 4 LiFe!

by George June 24, 2004

oach

same as taint. term coming from socorro nm refering to the space between your nuts and ass hole

guy: your nuts itch or somethin man?
dude: no wa man it is my oach bro.

by george January 20, 2005

rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.

boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.

by george January 20, 2005

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004

absquatulates

pretentious abscond

A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.

The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

by george February 26, 2003

spoonered

When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly

Kirsty was pretty spoonered when she decided to spit in the jelly

by george March 31, 2003