G-Union's definitions

Online Speak

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"

"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Fat Kid

Loves Cake

...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Giant

(N.) A very big man, who is usually at lest 7 feet tall. Ana a Giantess is a female Giant.

I wish I were A giant, like the Big Show.

by G-Union June 18, 2003

Pie Man

Also known as Homer Simpson aka Mr. X aka Homer Sampson aka Homer Thompson.

"Look out! Here comes Pie Man! And there's his sidekick, The Cupcake Kid! (Bart)

by G-Union May 4, 2004

Threlve

(#) One of the "Lost" Numbers. A combination between 3 and 12.

Also look for Sileven (7/11), Thrix (3/6), Firsteen (11), Seconteen, (12) and Exix. (after 9, nut before 10)

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Kung Pow

(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.

Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.

by G-Union December 19, 2003