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Janey

(N.) Some Dirty Ass Bitch who likes Ja Rule. Smells like horse feces and literally doesn't know how the meaning of Soap. Has never washed up in her life. Also, Murder Inc's #1 (and only) Fan.
That Skank Bitch Janey is so damn stank, I can smell her through the Internet.
by G-Union June 26, 2003
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Urban Addict

(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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Drowning Kid Industries

(N.) Developed by Mr. Rich Texan, (whose past projects include Omni-Pave and Lisa Land)DKI is an international multinational corporation that makes millions of baby accident industry related projects each year. It's also where my Mom works at. (She invented the Baby Crutch)
Drowning Kid Industries is the best Baby Accident related company on the entire planet, so take that, Novelty Cartoon Bandages Inc.!
by G-Union July 23, 2003
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Freddy Vs. Jason

(N.) The biggest showdown between two evils that's 20 years in the making. Freddy Kruger Versus Jason Voorhees in Freddy Vs. Jason. The only movie in August 2003 that was worth seeing NOT Pie related. Released on DVD January, 13th, 2004.
Just to let you know in the DVD Alternate Ending, Jason won. (or did he...?)
by G-Union January 13, 2004
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King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.
All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!
by G-Union May 30, 2003
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Donald Trump

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)
And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"
by G-Union April 5, 2004
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Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."
For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.
by G-Union February 21, 2004
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